Spot-Fixing and the Indian Connection

When the Pakistani cricket team’s spot-fixing scandal broke, one of my friends said he was just waiting to see how long it would take the Pakistanis to blame it on…who else?…India. Well, it took the twisted Pakistani mind a few days to invent the India connection but they got there.

First they accused the bookie, Mazhar Majeed, of being a RAW agent. Today, I saw reports that they claim that Majeed was an agent of the players. C’mon guys, make up your mind: Is Majeed a RAW agent or your players’ agent? Or maybe he is a double agent? Now wouldn’t the twisted Pakistani mind love that theory. John le Carré should be taking tips from the Pakistanis for his plots! Next, they say the whole sting operation was a conspiracy launched by the ICC since it is headed by an Indian, Sharad Pawar. But wasn’t it a British tabloid that ran the sting and broke the story? Isn’t it Scotland Yard that’s launched an investigation into this? Or are they too “controlled” by India?

Me, I am just waiting for the Pakistanis to drag in the other usual suspects into this conspiracy against their “pure” nation: the CIA and Mossad. For a nation obsessed with such a persecution complex, it’s surprising they haven’t produced a best selling writer in the thriller genre. But wait, writing is a creative art. The guys across the border are only good at terrorism and murder.

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