The Un-read
I
started reading this book by Niall Ferguson titled Colossus: The Rise and Fall of the
American Empire. The first quote in the book was by Thomas Jefferson
and I loved it:
“Old Europe will have to lean
on our shoulders, and to hobble along by our side, under the monkish trammels
of priests and kings, as she can.”
How
prophetic!
The
reason I picked up the book was that I don’t consider America an empire; so I
was curious. Ferguson seemed to know most readers wouldn’t
either, so he went to extraordinary lengths to change the definition of empire
from what the British/Spanish/French had to, well, something. It didn’t make
any sense and my eyes glazed. Then he quoted American military bases in Japan
and Germany as signs of an empire. Really? Did Ferguson check whether the
Japanese wanted the US to leave so they could be walked over by the Soviets
first and the Chinese today? If you really want a foreign army on your soil,
it’s not called an occupation.
As you might have guessed by now, I gave up on the book. Inside 20
pages! Funny thing is that you could have guessed the number of pages I had
read by seeing the distribution of my quotes above!
Turns
out Jordan Ellenberg did exactly that
kind of analysis:
“Amazon's "Popular
Highlights" feature provides one quick and dirty measure. Every book's
Kindle page lists the five passages most highlighted by readers. If every
reader is getting to the end, those highlights could be scattered throughout
the length of the book. If nobody has made it past the introduction, the
popular highlights will be clustered at the beginning.”
Before
you go ballistic at this technique, know that Ellenberg
knows it too:
“This is not remotely
scientific and is for entertainment purposes only!”
And
yet, check out the list of “unread books” that Ellenberg
came up with. He calls it the Hawking Index, since it turns out that
Stephen Hawking’s A Brief History of Time
is very high on that list! Other books that came up high on the Hawking Index
included:
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“Thinking Fast and Slow” by Daniel Kahneman
-
“Lean In” by Sheryl Sandberg
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“Flash Boys” by Michael Lewis
-
“Fifty Shades of Grey” by E.L. James
No
wonder then that Lizzie Dearden referred
to the Hawking Index as the “Top 'unread' bestsellers”!
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